Cosmo's The Ten Hottest Texts To Send A Guy. Edited. By Meeee.

Fire off one of these very naughty 160-or-fewer-characters messages and your man will drop whatever he's doing to come see you.

At work having very NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk...

At my physical therapy appt having very NSFPT thoughts about throwing you down! I wish you were crippled too. I feel like you've been distant since the accident.

See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM

See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM

Hello?

No guesses? ;)

It means Oh My God I Want Uterine Infection Meds

Hello?


Practicing yoga poses...totally naked. Wanna see how flexible I am?

Practicing yoga poses...totally naked. LOL!!! Downward dog makes me queef!

Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...

Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. I splashed the area with toilet water to make it nice and clean for you!!! Oh god I am soooooo drunk!!!! Can u come in heer and help me find the door :)))