tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2882078888011160821.post7083792222677452224..comments2024-01-15T20:47:39.806-08:00Comments on The Perfect Ratio: Lauren Banshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00734429345141979854noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2882078888011160821.post-24491366379211356382007-05-16T08:45:00.000-07:002007-05-16T08:45:00.000-07:00Hmmm, I was thinking of some trick in which I clea...Hmmm, I was thinking of some trick in which I clear the table and get a rabbit inserted in my ass (ta da!)at the same time. Nothing says "wife material" more than a woman who will take it while cleaning.Lauren Banshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00734429345141979854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2882078888011160821.post-11386790215753017292007-05-16T08:36:00.000-07:002007-05-16T08:36:00.000-07:00nothing says "wife material" like pulling a rabbit...nothing says "wife material" like pulling a rabbit out of your own ass.Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08132441225812612328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2882078888011160821.post-21740026196643854042007-05-15T11:37:00.000-07:002007-05-15T11:37:00.000-07:00G: Your latest blog post is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi...G: Your latest blog post is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. I really truly hope that you going to actually do these things. For serious.<BR/><BR/>PR: Dude, I've been looking up magic tricks for the last 20 minutes! They're so hard! I need better hand coordination.<BR/><BR/>G:Go to Toys R Us and buy one of those little kits. You know, with the “magic” handkerchiefs? <BR/><BR/>On a more serious note, one time my mom brought Mad Libs on a date and the guy fell totally crazy in love with her, so who knows? Maybe the magic trick is the way in? Crazier things have happened ( Communism, for example). <BR/><BR/>PR:omg, that is totes brill. But do Mad libs technically count as magic tricks? Are they like, verbal illusions?<BR/><BR/>G:I think they just show that you’re not crazy and stuck-up as well as a magic trick, right? Well, maybe crazy, but not crazy-stuck-up. You should do a trick with trained pigeons! That says “wife material”.Lauren Banshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00734429345141979854noreply@blogger.com