I've always thought they should change the words on Lucky magazine stickers to sayings that will prompt womyn to emotionally wallet-vomit. Like "Your Dad isn't very proud of you." "I heard your YOUNGER sister is married already!" "Didn't call back, huh?"

Headlines for Unusable Getty Images Round 2

"Playgrounds Help Caregivers Broach Nursing Home Options With Aging Parents"



"Study Suggests Gluten Intolerance Higher In Winnebago Drivers."

My problem with this billboard

She just doesn't look that in need. Maybe hack off one of the pigtails and leave the ends really razored and matted like homeless dog fur? I dunno. What are some problems you guys have with billboards?

This is so funny!

The Best Answers To The Question "What wine goes with bolognese?" From Internet Commenters.

I'm guessing Red Wine,that's what they serve in the resturants in Calgary.

as long as its wet it dont matter lol

Anything you enjoy, or maybe your trying to impress someone. In that case ask them what their favorite is. Its that simple. everyone has individual tastes. Live,experiment a little.

Red or white

my favorite wine is dandelion wine. my cousin rob makes it at his house.

From the last essay in the new Geoff Dyer collection, on his marriage.

'Aside from its amazing cheapness, the only unusual thing about our wedding was an agreement we made—a private addendum to the regular vows—whereby I would be free to write anything I wanted about us and our relationship, irrespective of whether it was true."

via GLK.

Deborah Solomon is the worst.

This:

A friend of mine says that nightlife represents the greatest waste of human energy in the history of mankind.

1.) "A friend of mine says" is the journalistic equivalent of "my girlfriend in Canada."

2.) Why you gotta fight with every one, Solly? You're like one of those straight-out-of-college-with-something-to-prove boys that think a good conversation involves antagonizing someone about retarded things.