You know how you kind of feel like your intelligence has been raped when you watch shows like "The Bachelor"? Like you know you shouldn't like it, but somehow all those crying women are emotionally satisfying on a very primal "Well at least I'm not THAT crazy" level, so you bind your better brain into submission? Good news! Someday soon you may no longer have to worry about being forcibly mind-fucked, you can just watch contestants get forcibly fucked! Nice vetting process, ABC!

Prosecutor: 'Bachelor' Candidate Is Serial Rapist