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I'm Jewish but there's a bunch of gentiles with me.
This is one of the funniest things I've read in sometime. Absolutely brilliant. I took the liberty of forwarding this around wall street.
"ut the more blatant lesson of Avatar is not that American imperialism is bad, but that in fact it’s necessary. Sure there are some bad Americans—the ones with tanks ready to mercilessly kill the Na’vi population, but Jake is set up as the real embodiment of the American spirit. He learns Na’vi fighting tactics better than the Na’vi themselves, he takes the King’s daughter for his own, he becomes the only Na’vi warrior in centuries to tame this wild dragon bird thing. Even in someone else’s society the American is the chosen one. He’s going to come in, lead your army, fuck your princesses, and just generally save the day for you. Got it? This is how we do it."
Thank you!
The closing paragraph was amazin, I copy and paste it to explain what is wrong with Avatar, Last Samuri and all those other superberbly entertaining films I feel offended by
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