Deborah Solomon is the worst.

This:

A friend of mine says that nightlife represents the greatest waste of human energy in the history of mankind.

1.) "A friend of mine says" is the journalistic equivalent of "my girlfriend in Canada."

2.) Why you gotta fight with every one, Solly? You're like one of those straight-out-of-college-with-something-to-prove boys that think a good conversation involves antagonizing someone about retarded things.