Lines From Emails I'd Like To Find Another Use For

"Ditto what your Mom said about last night."

"If they're not here by tomorrow, I'm going to start killing one Girl Scout for each day they don't arrive."

"MY BWLCH IS BOOMSLANGING ALL OVER THE PLACE."

"You know what just totally crept up on me this year like snakes on a plane or my heroin addiction?"


"DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN?"

"Well here's the thing about the laid off menfolk. he's going to be all waaaaaaaah, you know my life is really difficult and i've got a lot of shit going on right now."

"OK after I see Dear John and the Ghost Writer I will work on that."

"Masturbate on everyone's chair! Weeeeee!...Do you think I'm retarded? I'm asking you honestly."