Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sunday Night Poetry

Fuck the SuperBowl,
Why is no one on Scrabulous--
Fuck that Brady dude, I do not like his looks,
Answer the phone Dad, I have a tax question,
Fuck the Super Bowl,
I guess I will rent the Dragon Wars,
which is dubbed "D-Wars"
which sounds like a YouTube porno wherein dicks are made to look
like dragons,
then they fight each other,
and maybe blow "fire",
I wish I were watching that,
Fuck the Super Bowl,
though I would like some chicken wings.
Is it possible to still be drunk from last night?
Don't answer, just fuck the Super Bowl,
my roommate is making brussel sprouts,
please play your effing turn in Scrabulous.


WendyB said...


Meredith said...

If only I'd known you were without entertainment! Hilarious!