1.) The Eastern bloc can suck my tittay.
2.) Abortion should be legal!
3.) The senior discount at the IFC during the day is superb. The old lady behind us in line, when she heard our tickets cost $11.50, exclaimed loudly "I could buy a lobster in Flushing for that much!"
4.) Abortion should be legal!
5.)A five-month old fetus kind of looks like a Cherry Sour Patch Kid.
6.) Sociopathic men often manifest their psychosis through misogynist power plays (i.e. the abortion doctor screaming "Fucking bitch, I will eat you for dinner!" before performing the procedure).
7.) A boyfriend in a white-washed denim ensemble, though kind-hearted and merely misaligned fashion-wise, will never really understand reproductive rights.
3 comments:
I think I heart you.
I will never stop laughing
I will laugh until the old man finally reaches the other end of the theater. Too mean? Perhaps.
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