Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Lines From The X-Files I Used On The Ticket Agent To Try To Get On A Plane To New York During Snowpocalypse

“I’m a doctor. I SAVE LIVES.”

“You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.”

“After all you've seen you can just walk away?“

“Fine, here’s the truth. I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet.”

“Get me on this plane.”

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