Monday, January 31, 2011

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Best Answers To The Question "What wine goes with bolognese?" From Internet Commenters.

I'm guessing Red Wine,that's what they serve in the resturants in Calgary.

as long as its wet it dont matter lol

Anything you enjoy, or maybe your trying to impress someone. In that case ask them what their favorite is. Its that simple. everyone has individual tastes. Live,experiment a little.

Red or white

my favorite wine is dandelion wine. my cousin rob makes it at his house.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

From the last essay in the new Geoff Dyer collection, on his marriage.

'Aside from its amazing cheapness, the only unusual thing about our wedding was an agreement we made—a private addendum to the regular vows—whereby I would be free to write anything I wanted about us and our relationship, irrespective of whether it was true."

via GLK.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Deborah Solomon is the worst.


A friend of mine says that nightlife represents the greatest waste of human energy in the history of mankind.

1.) "A friend of mine says" is the journalistic equivalent of "my girlfriend in Canada."

2.) Why you gotta fight with every one, Solly? You're like one of those straight-out-of-college-with-something-to-prove boys that think a good conversation involves antagonizing someone about retarded things.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Here are some lines from my Sex And The City episode that HBO ended up pulling of the air.


Headlines for Unusable Getty Images

"Study Finds That Bearded Men Require Two More Hours of Cake Sleep Than Unbearded Men."

"Many Actors Do Light Stock Photo Work On Their Way To Comedy Careers."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Just think

At least you’re not Jennifer Aniston. Think about much it would suck to be Jennifer Aniston. Once you’re Jennifer Aniston you’re Jennifer Aniston forever, as the cardinal rule of Being Jennifer Aniston goes.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Lines From The X-Files I Used On The Ticket Agent To Try To Get On A Plane To New York During Snowpocalypse

“I’m a doctor. I SAVE LIVES.”

“You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.”

“After all you've seen you can just walk away?“

“Fine, here’s the truth. I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet.”

“Get me on this plane.”