Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Who Doesn't Like 'Happy Endings'?

Randall Tobias, Deputy Secretary of State resigned a few days ago, confessing that yes indeed he was a client of a Washington D.C white-collar "escort" service.

But of course, Randall was only having "some gals come over to the condo for a massage."

PHEW! Sweet relief.

I was really scared for a second, REALLY SCARED, that he might be doing something else with said 'gals.' And we all know that could be construed as--I don't know, maybe hypocrisy is the right word-- since Tobias has been pushing abstinence-only education abroad ever since he arrived at that clean, sparkling, pristine WHITE HOUSE.

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