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I agree. I kind of wish I had gotten married and thought of this first.
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*polite cough* um, I was really just here looking for the free vulva perfume. Is this the wrong place? Oh, it is? Sorry. Carry on.
Good luck on your quest! And thanks for all your comments. I think there's something to be said about the correlation between people looking for Vulva perfume and also hating Modern Love columns. I am glad to be one of those people.
Also though, I ordered Vulva like this summer and it hasn't arrived yet. Hmmph
My blog readers already know that I'm on a quest for shoes that look like fish. Imagine what they would think if I added a quest for vulva perfume! Ah, something new to torture them with. Mwah ha ha ha ha.
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