Wednesday, August 27, 2008

KRAFT MARKETING MEETING 6/12/08

Don Draper: Jews are the only ones spending during the recession...but Jews are notoriously thrifty.

Roger Sterling: But what do they want that they don't have? Our Lender's line is the best we got.

Draper: What if we enhanced Lender's? What if came up with some irresistible combination of Jewishness? What do Jews want? PEGGY! Come in.

Peggy Olsen: What do Jews want? Well, I guess, um, bagels with schmear. And, uh, circumcised penises?

Draper: Thank you Peggy. May I present the new, easy bake bagel with schmear, shaped like a circumsised penis. Only put your mouth on the circumcised.TM



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4 comments:

floridagirlinsydney said...

If that's a real product (it is right?) it'll probably take 18 years for it to come to Australia... boy I wish I had me some bagels right now.

floridagirlinsydney said...

And how I wish I had some uncrustables. Yum. Are you familiar with the best premade PB&J ever?

Perfect Ratio said...

I am NOT familiar with Uncrustables...please explain! Because right now it sounds like an STD-treatment cream.

floridagirlinsydney said...

Ok, they are made by Smuckers and in the freezer section (near waffles maybe?)-- they come in strawberry or grape and they are da bomb.

http://www.smuckers.com/fg/otg/uncrustables/default.asp

check out that link-- I forgot they came in honey flavor too. If you like peanut butter and jelly they totally rock-- and I'm not very into frozen or premade food.