McCain's Restless Leg Syndrome PSA

"Roaming so far and wide across the stage it seemed he would end up in the Nashville suburbs.."--The New York Times on McCain's Demeanor at The 2nd Presidential Debate

Voiceover: Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night with a cramp you just can't shake off? Does the pain interrupt your working life, making you lurch around like Frankenstein in the background of the 2008 Presidential Debate while your opponent calmly regales an audience of undecided voters? You are not alone. You may be one of the millions of Americans whose lives are seriously affected by the medical condition known as Restless Leg Syndrome. There is a cure. Ask your doctor about ReQuip-- the one and only medication proven to ease leg cramps and allow you to look like a sane person who can actually sit on a stool.....and stay there.

You don't have to be irritable, short-tempered old man who nearly falls on audience members forever. Call your doctor today.