
I'm so disturbed that I'm going to the vending machine to emotionally binge on Doritos.
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Wait, she's the plus size one? I think she's the same size as me! I want to cry now.
Girl, please. I accept the sentiment behind the comment, though.
This was a great exercise. Everyone A+.
Yay! Milkshakes for everyone?
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