Me: Hey Dad
Dad: (whispering) Hi little Lauren!
Me: What's going on there?
Dad: I'm trapped in the closet.
Me: Um, okay, can I talk to Mom?
Dad: No! I can't come out-I'm nude!
Me:What?
Dad: I'm in Mom's closet, nude, and she brought friends into the bedroom.
Me:That is really weird. Are you trying to tell me something metaphorically?
Dad: What?
Me: I got to go. Call me when you get out of the closet.
Dad: No, wait! Will you do a differential equation with me? I have a notepad.
Me: WHAT?
Dad: Please, just one equation? I've been doing math problems to keep myself occupied.
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2 comments:
This may be the best thing you have ever blogged.
You should stop by the house and do some math with him. Seriously, he would love you forever.
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