This Week's Lesson in Science.

First off, men are sluts who will bone anything that moves, even if said object/person tears their lips to bloody bits during the pre-coital makeout session. They like sex so much that they'll give up their careers for it. Also, if you're on the Special K diet and still like 10 pounds over Nicole Richie, forget about it, apparently it's in her DNA to be thinner than you. But don't worry, men will try to snag the hot ones first, but eventually they'll settle on fucking you.

Thanks science.