Where: 11217, Park Slope

Where the nearly 30-year-old baby mommas and daddies congregate and produce pretty colorful waves of 0 to 10-year-olds. Where during the day, the baby daddies stay in the neighborhood pushing their offspring's stroller in the same zig-zag pattern of 65 year old Park Slopians dying off. Where there is a suspicious precipitious drop in girls of the age of 7.

I ask you, Slopians, what is happening here?