Tuesday, October 23, 2007
How many posts can Ryan Gosling appear in during the course of a week?
Marmsies: They fired Ryan Gosling for getting fat.
PR: Just the neg he needed to go out with me!
Marmsies: It’s just like that old Minneapolis folk saying, “Tell Ryan Gosling he’s fat if you want him to go out with you.”
PR: Yes yes, I love that one. My grandpa also used to sing us this age-old Yiddish nursery rhyme right after we recited the Shma' before bed:
"To get Ryan Gosling to go out with you (with you! with you!)/
This is what you must do (must do! must do!)
Roll yourself in latex wax/ Clean your hole with AJAX/
Pretend you are a Real doll (a doll! a doll!)/
and he will be at your beck and call."
Marmsies: Oh my god I am DYING over here!!!!!!
You should probs blog that.
PR: I promised myself I would stop blogging emails, but what's one more time?
And as long as I broke my new rule, I need to post Liz's no-explanation-needed hilarious commentary on Tell Jew You Love Pee: "I'm kind of over watching jane alexander suck a dick, frankly."
Posted by Lauren Bans