Yeah, not having a dick in me feels JUST LIKE skateboarding.
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3 comments:
yeah, it feels good, mmm, it's like face-planting on the first day of spring. dislocating your shoulder in a dry swimming pool. cracking your skull on the curb. Ah, abstinence.
Jesus Christ, I am so turned on now. We have to abstain this weekend.
That's been my plan all along.
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