Overheard in MN

From a friend, for the blog:

"To add some laughs to your day....

I was just at the grocery store to pick up some salmon to make for dinner this week. I was walking away from the seafood counter and in the next aisle when one of the young, good-looking sample guys from the meat department comes up from behind me and goes, "I noticed you shopping in the meat department and wanted to ask you if you'd like to come back and sample some of my sausages?"

Trying to prevent myself from bursting out laughing, I politely responded, "Well, I don't eat red meat, but thanks for the offer," and carried on my merry way."