Where: December 2007 issue of Marie Claire
Article: Navigate the Bar Like a Pro (i.e. an "etiquette" guide to bars)
Choice Advice: If you can't taste any rum in your Bacardi and coke, it's OK to ask the bartender, nicely, to add a little more liquor to your drink. "Be playful. Say you had a bad day or 'Mama's got to get her drink on!'" advises Kosmas.
Really, I'd like to do an article where I actually followed every piece of advice in these mags just for one day. I have a feeling I'd probably wake up drunk in a barn in Kentucky, putting lip liner on my nipples, cow poop on my fine lines, and offering a farmhand a reduced fat cottage cheese blow job or something.
2 comments:
If you did do that, it would basically be the best thing ever. Pitch! That could be a BOOK.
i agree, pitch.
also, that is the most humiliating suggestion ever.
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