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- wuv woo drew
- How A Series of Horrible Essays Taught Me All I Ne...
- The Holiday Gift Guide!
- Billy Blanks: Thighs of Modernism
- Ode to Bunsies
- Margot at the Wedding.
- I haven't been this excited since the Ryan Reynold...
- A Gift From The Unemployed: I Read Play It As It L...
- From the Mouth of a Marmot.
- "How Do We Beat the Bitch?"
- A Gift From The Unemployed: I Read War & Peace And...
- Choice Advice from the Lady Mags: Mama's Got to Ge...
- I'm Not There: There, in Concert!
- You know how you kind of feel like your intelligen...
- Apparently you have to buy a vag?: "I'd like to bu...
- Diablo Cody constantly amazes me.
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OMG. I think you may subconsciously be doing your drew all the time, because there's this way in which you move your mouth that was totes reminding me of someone last time i saw you, and NOW I KNOW WHO.
My Dad actually sat me down for a conversation about my speech over Thanksgiving (he hates "like", abbrevs, and the way I talk out of the side of my mouth like Drew)
Dad: It's unfortunate because you're NOT stupid, but you sound stupid, and first impressions count.
Me: For sers, my speech is like my secret weapsies-- they never see the smarts coming! Their assumptions are my power Dadsies!
Dad: I really only understood a small fraction of what you just said.
drew is starting to look really boring. why does she have jennifer aniston's hair? where have her daisies and baby bangs gone?
I know! it super sadsies. and there's something weird and uncomfortable about watching her same bubbly personality now coming out of a someone who looks so standard Hollywood.
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I love Drew too. She used to be all "I'm big-faced with a Leno chin and I rock it and I wear thrift clothing a hobo would like but on me it looks stylish and kewl and I don't give two shits about what anyone thinks, I will
hack off all my hair and bleach it three different color of blonde all at once and wear whore red lipstick and boxing gloves because I AM FABULOUS!" And now she's gotten all grown up and stuff. You can be all grown up and STILL have the funk, Drew! Honest!
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